Snow much fun inside 🔮 Rudolph is ready to start some sh*t with this hilariously entertaining moving, musical Christmas card
Won't find this in Tesco 💩 Where else are you getting a snow globe filled with poop confetti that shakes, rocks, sings & screams at you on opening? Exactly. Nowhere. A completely unique & funny Christmas card for anyone who's had enough of robins (and if you haven't, luckily we sell a robin themed card here, just FYI)
A captive audience ☃️ Peer through the cover cut-out at the fancy hot foiled plaque. Then watch out! This cheeky Christmas card kicks off & like Snowy, you're stuck here, no volume button & nowhere to escape
Merry Xmas ya filthy animal 🦌 Synched rocking mechanics shake the whole globe for you, chucking confetti everywhere eventually covering the entire scene in a brown blizzard of shiny do-do
Modern Christmas card carol 🎶 With classic lyrics like "my beautiful snow's a pasture of dung", you'll be humming "you've pooped inside my snow globe" & "you're the worst reindeer since time began" faster than a Mariah number
Everyone loses it at Xmas 🫨 And poor Snowy's no different, completely raging at the so-called best mate he shares a globe with. He's in pure festive meltdown, at full volume, for 30 seconds straight, on loop
You worked all year for this moment 🎁 to spend your hard earned on a reindeer having a poo in a snow globe because you already know exactly who needs this ridiculously silly Christmas card - and they'll keep it forever
Go on, cause a stir this Christmas
