Filled with pomp & palavar 👑 Nothing says 'happy birthday, peasant' like a sarcastic royal figure grandly acknowledging their day via an unofficial decree
Royally special card 🗣️ Open this daft, joke b'day card & a majestic king delivers a plummy, self-important address backed by our national tune & the enthusiasm of a man whose tea's gone cold
Bows & boogies 🕺 A hilarious birthday surprise awaits inside thanks to multiple built-in moving parts. His excellency chucks all protocol out the palace window, raving & waving to the adoring public
Lights up a room (literally & figuratively) ✨ x24 lights blaze into life on opening, because no knees-up is complete if you're not totally lit
Properly posh 📜 Premium textured card (the same luxe, weighty stock an actual palace uses) with gold hot-foil detailing. No flimsy corner-shop nonsense here, this card looks & feels genuinely regal... until they open it
Royal-sized reaction 😮 Lights, sound & movement automatically perform on opening - this is no 'thanks & bin' card! Best for your king or queen as this unique & original b'day card makes your favourite person feel like royalty (briefly)
Drop the stiff-upper-lip 👨🦳⏳ Look, they probably won't make it to 100 for that official card, so here's the next best birthday card. Make your card one for the history books & let the celebrations officially commence!
Reviews
I am a fan of these 3D, light up, musical cards, but this one! This one is funny! The king talking down to us peasants? Never! Kicking his leg and waving away, he royally gives it to you. The chandeliers light up too with flickering candles. A card for someone you think a lot of, but don't want to get too snobbish and bring them back to reality. Comes with an envelope. There'll be a lot of laughs either way.
This really is an aptly named 'unhinged gift', it's utterly irreverent and absolutely hilarious. It would genuinely make the perfect gift for the right person, though probably not your die-hard monarchist uncle Archie. The celebratory poem is quite clever, and there really is something entertaining about a cardboard cut-out of His Majesty wriggling about on the page. And it's actually quite good value for money too, as birthday cards with this level of complexity and quality (not to mention audacity) go.
This card is really beautifully made, with excellent-quality printing and a lovely premium feel. It looks and feels much more expensive than your average novelty card. The humour is incredibly rude, obnoxious and rather self-righteous, but that's exactly why you'd buy it! It's definitely not one for devoted royal fans or anyone easily offended, but for someone with the right sense of humour, it's absolutely hilarious. A great quality card that's guaranteed to get a reaction!
If you are looking for a birthday card that's a bit special, then this has to be it. They have managed to get everything right and, although it isn't a cheap card, the price is reflected in the quality. The card is a very good weight cardstock and feels like a quality item as soon as you pick it up. The print quality is very good and the design is classy and uncluttered. Opening the card starts the message, which is both incredibly clear and very realistic! As you can see and hear from the video (although you'll need to turn your head I'm afraid) the sound quality is as good as the listing suggested, just using an ordinary phone camera. The LED chandeliers and the waving monarch add just the right amount of "tackiness" to the occasion. At £9.99 you won't be sending one of these to everyone but it's a must for those special family members and friends.