Filled with pomp & palavar 👑 Nothing says 'happy birthday, peasant' like a sarcastic royal figure grandly acknowledging their day via an unofficial decree
Royally special card 🗣️ Open this daft, joke b'day card & a majestic king delivers a plummy, self-important address with all the enthusiasm of a man whose tea's gone cold
Bows & boogies 🕺 A hilarious birthday surprise awaits inside thanks to multiple built-in moving parts. His excellency chucks all protocol out the palace window, raving & waving to the adoring public
Lights up a room (literally & figuratively) ✨ x24 lights blaze into life on opening, because no knees-up is complete if you're not totally lit
Properly posh 📜 Premium textured card (the same luxe, weighty stock an actual palace uses) with gold hot-foil detailing. No flimsy corner-shop nonsense here, this card looks & feels genuinely regal... until they open it
Royal-sized reaction 😮 Lights, sound & movement automatically perform on opening - this is no 'thanks & bin' card! Best for your king or queen as this unique & original b'day card makes your favourite person feel like royalty (briefly)
Drop the stiff-upper-lip 👨🦳⏳ Look, they probably won't make it to 100 for that official card, so here's the next best birthday card. Make your card one for the history books & let the celebrations officially commence!
