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Scream & Shake Sexy Santa

Rating is 4.2 out of five stars based on 11 reviews
£12.99 Regular Price
£10.99Sale Price

Christmas is a special time where Santa graces you with his erm, presents...

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🎅 Inside this fun Xmas card is a huge package from Santa 🎅

Funny Christmas Card 🤣 This cheeky & fun Xmas card immediately starts sexy 'ooh yeeeah-ing' & jiggling on opening

Hilarious Sounds 🗣️ Open this joke Xmas card to hear the dulcet tones of Santa! Loud, seductive music & his ridiculous moans catch everyone off guard - oooh yeah baby

Belly Laughs ↕️ Santa's pop-up belly shakes like a North Pole-oriod picture! Rigorously jiggling in unison to his hilarious sounds

Gets A Reaction 😮 Loved ones won't forget your unique Xmas card. Send sexy Santa to anyone naughty or nice - there's so much going on when this funny Xmas card opens!

Peek Design 👀 Cover features fun, laser cut out windows so the lucky receiver can peer through & see jolly Santa before they see his show

Reviews

Rated 4.2 out of 5 stars.
4.2 | 11 reviews
11 reviews

  • HMApr 20
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Fab card!!!

    Excellent card that will make everyone laugh


  • henryJan 18
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Excellent

    Honestly the funniest card I’ve ever given. You know it’s good when the whole familys passing it around laughing and repeating 'ooh yeeeeh' all day! Hah.


  • CinnaDec 30, 2024
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
    A pretty funny card

    I liked this card and my family thought it was pretty funny when I gave it to them - overall the build quality and vibration motor made the card really interactive and very unique. I think the sound needs to be fixed on any future iterations, maybe perhaps add some holes in order for it to not get so muffled.


  • Pun intendedDec 26, 2024
    Rated 3 out of 5 stars.
    Caught with his Santas down.

    UMM... Where to start lol. I think 'unhinged' in the title sums it up better than anything I could write about this card. Yes it is funny in a slightly saucy way, but not nearly as good in that respect as one might hope. It's not Santa's nipple tassels seductively waving when you open the card, rather his entire torso aggressively vibrating. Gets a laugh for being so ridiculous, but a far from the sexy Santa I envisioned.

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