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Scream & Rock Mum Card

Scream & Rock Mum Card

Rating is 4.5 out of five stars based on 16 reviews
£12.99 Regular Price
£9.99Sale Price

It rocks. It laughs. It’s basically Mum on a Sunday after two wines... Open this card & watch it trigger Mum’s last nerve... just like you 🙃

This isn’t just a funny mum card — it’s a full-blown tribute to the woman who’s been mentally rocking since you learned how to say 'Muuuuum' on repeat.

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🪑 For the Mum who’s seen some things (namely your entire childhood) 🪑

Celebrate the maternal legend 👩‍🍼 This fun, 3D laser cut card for Mum literally rocks! No, seriously - it moves back and forth. It howls. It cackles. It shakes. A love letter to the woman who’s been driven to the brink!

Absurdly joyful 3D card 🤣 Open & be greeted by loud chaos. Laughing like a mum who’s 2 secs from snapping. Rocking like she's about to emotionally spiral - all thanks to you!

Delightfully original card 🎁 Is Mum ok? Unclear. Is she fabulous? Absolutely. Does this card shake like Mum's nervous system after having children? Yes. Yes it does & it loops 2000 times+ cackling for ~30secs each

Maternal masterpiece 🤰 This joke card for her hits like lukewarm tea & backhanded compliments! Boyed with the power of sarcasm & questionable electronics. It twitches like Mum's left eye at school pickup & laughs like sleep deprivation. A unique card that's made with premium grade paper stock & internal, moving pop ups

A rocking tribute 🤟 To the woman who brought you into this world & now wants to take you out with the bins. This hilarious card for Mum literally moves & screams via an in-built battery & speaker. Who needs peace & quiet?! This jiggling joker card delivers your message loud & clear: Mum. Rocks! Best served with earplugs (like motherhood)

Once she rocked the cradle 🍼 Now she rocks herself. Muttering about when you drew on the walls with jam. Mum deserves a cheeky card that’s as mildly possessed as her off-the-wall child (sorry). It's the best & funniest card with a twist! Plus now you're now writing on FSC certified & responsibly sourced paper!

Gift this unique, novelty card to:
- Mums who’ve been emotionally waterboarded by PlayDoh
- Weird, wonderful & borderline unstable Mothers
- Fans of sarcastic greeting cards
- Those who can't afford therapy

Great for:
- Women with some mild emotional damage
- Anyone looking for a funny card for Mum & a silly sense of humour
- Those who enjoy gifting love with a side of madness
- Making your siblings look bad
- Mother’s Day, birthdays, or simply apologising for your existence

Warning ⚠️ May cause unexpected joy &/or minor existential dread. Handle with wineGift this cheeky, novelty card to exhausted new Mothers, seasoned pros, Grandma, mum-adjacent or any Mum who's unhinged from years of parenting. Perfect laugh-out-loud card for her (without throwing out her back)!

Unhinged? Always.
Unexpected? Definitely.
Unforgettable? Just like her.

From a small UK Business, includes coloured envelope

Reviews

Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars.
4.5 | 16 reviews
16 reviews

  • CheshireCatAug 02
    Rated 2 out of 5 stars.
    A fun card for Mum's that are off their rockers!

    A fun little card. As soon as you open the card it springs into life; rocking and cackling away! It's quite amusing and does eventually stop after around 30 seconds to write a message but just close and reopen to start it again! The cardstock is good quality and a nice thickness, and it comes with a good quality envelope. There is no specific greeting on the inside of the card, so it's suitable for Birthdays, Mothers day, any other occasion etc. It's maybe a little bit pricey at £9, but it is a fun little card and even basic cards aren't cheap anymore. I just hope my mum finds it as funny as everybody else will!


  • DanJul 29
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Mum nearly dropped the card laughing

    Got this as a silly birthday card and it delivered. The motion and sound gave her a proper jump followed by a big laugh. Its cheeky, loud, and definitely memorable. Would get again for a laugh.


  • MattJul 16
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
    Funny but pricey

    I'm never quite sure if these cards are worth it. It's a LOT of money for a greetings card, and cards are rarely the focus of a birthday celebration. You may get a chuckle, at best you get a laugh from a card like this, and then it's forgotten. Oh well. This one came along at just the right time as it's my wife's birthday this weekend so I got this for my daughters to write for her (and they think it's hilarious). As soon as you open it wide enough, the cackling sound begins, so writing it will be fun. If it's supposed to be funny, I don't get at all. And that's about it. As you can see the price going in, you know what you're paying and what you're getting.


  • TerminalChimpJul 11
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Your mum probably won't be expecting this card!

    This is brilliant, but definitely for a mum with a bit of sass and a sense of humour. When you open the card the old lady rocks back and forward on her chair and cackles madly, I can't say I've ever seen anything quite like it. I can't wait to see the reaction of me old mum when she opens it.

Seen these bad boys?

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