🪑 For the Dad who’s seen some things (namely your entire childhood) 🪑
Celebrate the paternal legend👨🍼 This funny card for Dad literally rocks! No, seriously - it moves back & forth! It howls! It cackles! It shakes! It's a love letter to a Father who’s been driven to the brink
Absurdly loud 3D card 🤣 Peer through the cover's laser cut, broken windows then open chaos! It's laughs like a Dad who’s 2 secs from snapping & rocks like it's about to emotionally spiral, all thanks to you!
Unique card for Unique Dads 🎁 Is Dad ok? Unclear. Is he a great Dad? Absolutely. Does this card shake like his nervous system after having children? Yes. Yes it does & it loops 2000 times+ cackling for ~30secs each
Joyful masterpiece 💙 This joke card for him hits like lukewarm coffee & backhanded compliments! Boyed with the power of sarcasm & questionable electronics. It twitches like Dad's eye at your sports games & laughs like sleep deprivation. A truly silly card for Father's Day, performs automatically on opening!
A 'rocking' tribute 🤟 To the best Dad who helped bring you into this world & now wants to take you out with the bins. This hilarious card for him literally moves & screams via an in-built battery & speaker. Dad doesn't need peace & quiet! This jiggling joker card delivers your message loud & clear: Dad. Rocks! Best served with earplugs (like fatherhood)
Once he rocked the cradle 🍼 Now he rocks himself. Muttering about when you drew on walls with jam. Dad deserves a cheeky card that’s as possessed as his off-the-wall child (sorry). It's the best & funniest card for him! Plus now you're now writing on FSC certified & responsibly sourced paper...
Gift this unique, novelty card to:
- Dad's who’ve been emotionally waterboarded by PlayDoh
- Weird, wonderful & borderline unstable Fathers
- Fans of sarcastic greeting cards
- Those who can't afford therapy
- Gift this funny card to exhausted new Fathers, seasoned pros, Grandads, Dad-adjacent or any Daddy who's unhinged from years of parenting
Great for:
- Men with some mild emotional damage
- Anyone looking for a fun card for Dad & a silly sense of humour
- Those who enjoy gifting madness
- Making your siblings look bad
- Father’s Day, birthdays, or simply apologising for your existence
- Laugh-out-loud card for him (without throwing out his back)!
Warning ⚠️ Contains button battery. Made with premium paper stock & internal, moving parts
Unhinged? Always.
Unexpected? Definitely.
Unforgettable? Just like him.
From a small UK Business, includes coloured envelope
