🪑 For the Dad who’s seen some things (namely your entire childhood) 🪑
Celebrate the paternal legend👨🍼 This funny card for Dad literally rocks! No, seriously - it moves back & forth! It howls! It cackles! It shakes! It's a love letter to a Father who’s been driven to the brink
Absurdly loud 3D card 🤣 Peer through the cover's laser cut, broken windows then open chaos! It's laughs like a Dad who’s 2 secs from snapping & rocks like it's about to emotionally spiral, all thanks to you!
Unique card for Unique Dads 🎁 Is Dad ok? Unclear. Is he a great Dad? Absolutely. Does this card shake like his nervous system after having children? Yes. Yes it does & it loops 2000 times+ cackling for ~30secs each
Joyful masterpiece 💙 This joke card for him hits like lukewarm coffee & backhanded compliments! Boyed with the power of sarcasm & questionable electronics. It twitches like Dad's eye at your sports games & laughs like sleep deprivation. A truly silly card for Fathers, performs automatically on opening!
A 'rocking' tribute 🤟 To the best Dad who helped bring you into this world & now wants to take you out with the bins. This hilarious card for him literally moves & screams via an in-built battery & speaker. Dad doesn't need peace & quiet! This jiggling joker card delivers your message loud & clear: You. Rock! Best served with earplugs (like fatherhood)
Once he rocked the cradle 🍼 Now he rocks himself. Muttering about when you drew on walls with jam. Dad deserves a cheeky card that’s as possessed as his off-the-wall child (sorry). It's the best & funniest card for him! Plus now you're now writing on FSC certified & responsibly sourced paper...
Gift this unique, novelty card to:
- Dad's who’ve been emotionally waterboarded by PlayDoh
- Weird, wonderful & borderline unstable Fathers
- Fans of sarcastic greeting cards
- Those who can't afford therapy
- Gift this funny card to exhausted new Fathers, seasoned pros, Grandads, Dad-adjacent or any Daddy who's unhinged from years of parenting
Great for:
- Men with some mild emotional damage
- Anyone looking for a fun card for Dad & a silly sense of humour
- Those who enjoy gifting madness
- Making your siblings look bad
- Father’s Day, birthdays, or simply apologising for your existence
- Laugh-out-loud card for him (without throwing out his back)!
Warning ⚠️ Contains button battery. Made with premium paper stock & internal, moving parts
Unhinged? Always.
Unexpected? Definitely.
Unforgettable? Just like him.
From a small UK Business, includes coloured envelope
Reviews
Its loud, silly and made my dads day. Really good quality too. Very pleased and would buy from you again
Great card, really well received and happy with quality - arrived super fast too
Never seen a card like this, great fun and worked perfectly. Card was passed around and enjoyed, but it was pricey although personally I think it was probably worth it for the laughs