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Spew & Shake Baby Card

Spew & Shake Baby Card

Rating is 4.6 out of five stars based on 12 reviews
£12.99 Regular Price
£10.99Sale Price

Here there's no flowers. Just a tiny baby spewing its appreciation. Cement your reputation as an agent of mayhem by gifting parents a card that’s just like their baby. Loud, mad & slightly possessed...

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🤢 A sickeningly great card for parents, both new & old 👼

For spewperb mums & dads 🤮 This funny card for parents literally shakes with joy. Seriously, it shrieks. It belches. It makes some horrifying sick noises. And then it laughs. In your face.

Powered by baby chaos 🍼 Inside this funny Mother's Day card, you'll find a baby mid spew loudly erupting with hilarious sounds & unhinged giggles

Spew. Shake. Love. Repeat 👩‍🍼 Inside this cheeky surprise card for mum she'll find a gurgling, vomit filled bub reminding her of the fun times. It's gross. Hilarious. Beautiful. Just like parenthood

Bundle of joy... & trauma 🤷‍♂️ If having you as a child/friend wasn't enough, now you can gift Mums & Dads this cheeky, joke card that goes way beyond flowers & instead triggers their baby-related PTSD...

Spit up some feels & devilish fun 👑  on Mother's Day with this silly, novelty card for her, where bodily fluids shake as much as her last nerve will after opening your fun card

Reviews

Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars.
4.6 | 12 reviews
12 reviews

  • RuhaniAug 11, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Omg so perfectly funny

    Lol bloody hilarious card. Perfect for new parents. Just make sure they have a sense of humour. Highly recommend for all.


  • BunnyJul 15, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    A Card They Will Remember For Years üòÜ

    I jumped at the chance to have this, I have a friend due there baby soon and I plan to give them this...let's just say I will be remembered forever out of all the normal cards they get lmao. If you know someone who has a good sense of humour and is due a baby than this great to give to them and best part it can be kept as a keepsake although I don't know how long the battery will last in it but I would assume if its not used all the time it would last years. Its very vibrant colours and very loud. Worth the price not only do you get a giggle out of it but good keepsake and different from shop cards with this you don't run the risk of them getting duplicate cards and a card they will remember for years to come. Highly Recommend Buying


  • Tom BJul 04, 2025
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
    Rattly sound but retch noises very funny

    I thought the card was better with just the sound by holding or sticking the vomit down. Much too annoying shaking about. Either way a great alternative to regular mushy cards.


  • Tech thingsJun 14, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Funny card

    This card is brilliant and unexpected, sure to bring a laugh to any new parent, noises are fab, a great fun card

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