🤢 A card that spits up devilish fun from their perfect angel 👼
For spewperb Mums & Dads 🤮 This funny, 3D laser cut card literally shakes with joy. Seriously! It shrieks. It belches. It makes some horrifyingly accurate sick noises. And then it laughs. In your face.
Powered by baby chaos 🍼 (and an in-built battery & speaker). Inside this funny card for new parents, you'll find a pop-up baby mid spew loudly erupting hilarious sounds & unsettling giggles
Spew. Shake. Love. Repeat 👩🍼 With surround sound, joy & a 3D side of vom, it's just like parenthood! Gurgling & looping over 2000 times for ~20secs. It shakes like their last nerve after opening your silly card...
Bundle of joy... & trauma 🤷♂️ If having you as a child/friend wasn't enough, now you can gift Mums & Dads a cheeky, joke filled card that goes way beyond flowers & instead triggers baby-related PTSD...
Sickeningly good card 👑 Spit up some feels with this silly, novelty card & its bodily fluids
Best, fun card for ➡️ Congratulating new parents, reminding old parents, exhausted Mums, seasoned pros & Dads who’ve seen (& worn) things they’ll never forget. Gross. Hilarious. Beautiful. Just like parenthood
Reviews
Lol bloody hilarious card. Perfect for new parents. Just make sure they have a sense of humour. Highly recommend for all.
I jumped at the chance to have this, I have a friend due there baby soon and I plan to give them this...let's just say I will be remembered forever out of all the normal cards they get lmao. If you know someone who has a good sense of humour and is due a baby than this great to give to them and best part it can be kept as a keepsake although I don't know how long the battery will last in it but I would assume if its not used all the time it would last years. Its very vibrant colours and very loud. Worth the price not only do you get a giggle out of it but good keepsake and different from shop cards with this you don't run the risk of them getting duplicate cards and a card they will remember for years to come. Highly Recommend Buying
I thought the card was better with just the sound by holding or sticking the vomit down. Much too annoying shaking about. Either way a great alternative to regular mushy cards.
This card is brilliant and unexpected, sure to bring a laugh to any new parent, noises are fab, a great fun card