It behaves, at first 🎅 A jolly Santa, a snowy tree, a carol everyone knows. It could pass for Aunt Doris' Christmas card. Then a slight pause, just long enough to relax. The best funny Christmas card gag is the one nobody sees coming & this original Xmas card has comic timing literally built in
Sleigh it loud 🫨 Open this fun Christmas card to set Santa off. Singing, swaying & shaking - the big man's not known for doing things by halves now, is he? This cheeky Xmas card does not ease anyone in gently, and has no interest in learning
How much sherry has Santa had? 🎶 Who cares. It's Christmas & we're getting silly! This entertaining & funny musical Xmas card launches into a ridiculous song with lines like "who needs reindeer when you've got these hips" & "shaking my bottom round the Christmas tree"
Twerk the halls 🍑 Thanks to not one but two synched moving parts Santa really kicks off, rocking his large personal assets. A novelty Xmas card that moves harder than you at the office Xmas party
Just keep rockin' 🤘 This joke Xmas card is good for over 2,000 performances, which is roughly 1,990 more than anyone asked for. Each runs about 30 seconds, three times over, then pauses so you can actually write in the thing
Built to survive the season 🕺 More than we can say for you... Laser-cut stars, hidden speaker & mechanics, double-sided HD colour, thick fancy paper & larger than standard. This unique Xmas card arrives big & ready to party
Nobody opens this once 🃏 It gets reopened, passed around & set off every time someone new walks by. A hilarious Christmas card that keeps on giving, just like Santa
