👏 This is whole ass of a card 👏
Cheeky & Fun Card 😂 Loved ones haven't kicked you to the curb, yet so celebrate their enduring patience & strength with the best & funniest card for him & her!
The Pack Mule of Love Cards 🫏 This bad boy of joke cards opens to a full 3D farmyard scene featuring two pop-up donkeys ready to steal the show (& overshadow your sibling's card choice for Mum)
Badass Card 👨🍼 Just like being your parent, partner or friend this silly card helps carry the weight of your BS... like a true donkey. With x1 3D donkey looking very unimpressed, whilst the smaller (you) is enjoying being an unhinged pain in the ass!
Laugh Your Ass Off 🍑 Filled with punny, unexpected & cheeky 3D card details that immediately pop-up on opening, no construction required!
Surprising & Memorable 🎁 Whilst you may just be a pain in their ass, they're probably the glue holding your donkey show together (literally & figuratively)
Best Card For:
- Partners who’ll give you 'that look' when they open this on your wedding anniversary
- Parents who’ve survived your teenage years & lived to tell the tale
- Siblings, Grandparents & best friends, anyone who’s retained their good humour & remain stoic after knowing you...
Sturdy Materials 💪
- FSC certified & responsibly sourced paper
- 100% recyclable (they can even detach their donkey homage & display it)
- Intricately handmade
- Premium grade paper stock (i.e thick card that holds up better than a donkey's back)
- Laser cut
- Full, double sided HD colour
- Large A5 size (when folded) + envelope
- Includes blank, internal pull out card so you can add your wishes to remain lovers
- From a small UK business 👋
Funny Card Message 💌
Front message reads: THANKS FOR ALWAYS PUTTING UP WITH ME
Inside message reads: EVEN IF I'M A LITTLE PAIN YOUR ASS!
